Rosario + Vampire

You won't have to worry about spoilers while you read this review, because NOTHING HAPPENS IN THE WHOLE SERIES. Rosario + Vampire is yet another anime about monsters and superpowers. Common complaints about the series include the many contradictions made(watch an episode, you'll find about 60 every 2 minutes), the lack of character development, the lack of emotion in the voice acting, and that the only reason people like this show is the excessive amounts of inappropriate scenes.

Turning its back on every chance of originality or relevantly reasonable plot, it starts off with the story of the male character, Tsukune Aono. Like in any other boring anime, he's a normal boy with no personality or powers. With all this in mind, the guy still manages to win the hearts of the whole female cast of the series at a school that coincidentally turns out to be a super secret educational facility for Japanese monsters and demons. 

Moka Akashiya is a pink-haired girl who is supposedly innocent, despite having a two-inch-short skirt and huge jugs that jump all around the place at the smallest movement, just like every other female character in the series. She has a magical rosary around her neck that, when taken off, lets the vampire inside her free! There is no logic to it but she, and everyone else, fall madly in love with Tsukune. In summation, the anime is perfect for guys who like anime that let them pretend they'll one day be surrounded by women who want nothing but sex.